苹果iphone4新闻发布会的10大反应和为什么要怪微软

以下是苹果在今天的iPhone 4新闻发布会上可能发布的10大消息。1.一款售价29.99美元的“保险杠”外壳将于8月份上市，它将解决天线问题。2.“保险套”将免费赠送给所有顾客。3.购买iPhone 4的用户可以在苹果商店或iTunes上获得30美元的积分。4.IOS 4.0.1补丁解决了所有问题。5. This was due to user error – customers were touching End (hang up) when they believed they touched Call. 6. This was all due to crude oil fumes released by the BP oil spill into the ionosphere. 7. Bill Gates finally released his botnet upon the iPhone, injecting nefarious code into IOS 4. 8. The iPhone 4 mistakenly shipped with early beta Windows 7 Mobile code downloaded by an Apple summer intern and linked into IOS 4. 9. Apple's releasing all of their "I'm A Mac" Windows Vista attack ads on iTunes, Blu-Ray and DVD. 10. Because of the large iPhone market penetration, Steve Jobs mistakenly believed the iPhone no longer needed an antenna because users would simply join hands and create one worldwide human antenna. Bonus #11: The iPhone 4's problems are a perfect example of why Apple will never allow Adobe Flash on the iPhone.好吧，我的最佳猜测是，苹果真的会宣布在所有新iPhone 4的天线问题的硬件修复，即IOS 4.0.1。补丁修复了信号强度显示，所有目前的iPhone 4用户都有资格获得一个免费的“保险杠”保护套。谢谢你让我在今天的新闻发布会上玩得开心。